Oh, the wonders of alternative medicine, or, Too Much Information.

...it say "THE PERSON BUYING THIS HAS HERPES! WARNING! THIS PILL FIGHTS HERPES! UNCLEAN PERSON! HERPES ALERT!" Taking 4-500mg pills, spaced out 4 times a day, equals the maximum effective dosage of 8000mg, which seems to effectively eliminate the sore after 3-4 days of use without the side effects all too common of almost any prescription drug these days (read: headaches and nasty poop). A single $...