memes like these were meant to be completed with totally fake but awesome answers.

... caught between a queer Namibian billionaire hoping for U.S. citizenship and a fifteen-year-old Hungarian-American I met on the internet who lives in Colorado and has yet to... god, what if I decide to become a bikini model, then that would totally be like shooting myself in ... and a picture of Richard Feynman in the corner. 18. What is the background on your cell phone? Umm...

A premature book review: Jeanette Winterson’s The Stone Gods

... Bella!’ My grocer throws me an apple – a model of the world in little, original sin, and...People, all medically “frozen” to some attractive age– 18 to 24 for most women, 30 to 40 ..., the writers just goes to the Warehouse Of Old SF and picks out a bunch of tropes ... a woman who wants the legal right to be turned into a 12-year-old so her husband will boink her again; the Heroine goes to the pedophile’s...

Fic: Objects In The Rear View Mirror - Part 1 of 2 (McKay/Sheppard, NC-17)

... Rating: NC-17 Word Count: ~18,000 Disclaimer: Not mine Spoilers: ...to brood in silence. ~ ~ ~ ~ Almost a year later, the SGC had requested ... elected President and I are old friends and well go ahead ... both been acting like six-year-olds today. Fix this." Rodney ... lunch. "Honestly, Carson, my three year old niece is probably smarter ... trying to build a working model for over two years with ...

From Twitter 12-22-2009

...8bIFSB 12:18:39 : Obama pays tribute to 107-year-old backer who...affliction the band all suffers from. 18:14:36 : @ spicypixi #firstworldproblems :P 18...: RT @sushuma: A merkin #inappropriatestockingstuffers 18:27:58 : Both El Mariachi and...me when they finally worked. #firstworldproblems 18:28:38 : RT @MKupperman: Newspaper ... Renn takes on a traditional model to PROVE that fashion can &...

Kidnapped from sofiendish  

... also cutting to all of my statuses on facebook. I have a million!! My Year In Status Choose Which Statuses To Show Your statuses for the year are listed below. For each status, choose one of the following options: ✓ — ...✓   X is bucky done gun ✓   X is this routine is getting old already ✓   X is what the SHIT ✓   X about to punch diana in ...

.... who is your favorite fashion model? meh 21. what's bothering you...watched the Survivor Season finale this year. ^Russell was my favorite player,... theaters. I'm older than 18. I remember when Paul Frank ... Christmas presents. I love rediscovering old songs I used to LOVE.... tell me the current temperature. 18. hello chinook! What does your ... your Christmas wish list this year? a gift card or something ...

...shades of pink. and an old lion king one Does being...is..he totally fits the model stereotype Do your parents have...in? a little over a year Do you read a newspaper...on a christmas gift this year? $0 i have no money...Andre 16. Stephanie 17. Teddy 18. Brian 19. Morgan 20. Matt...your room?:: yesss When is #18's Birthday?:: uhh sometime in...seen her naked either Does #18 play any instruments?:: yup. guitar...

holiday meme

...kids were boys. THEY got scale-model Dodge Chargers. I got stupid salt... Kings, Patti Smith's version. 18. Travel at Christmas or stay home... bought for ourselves the first year we were together. We had ... about this time of the year? Traffic. 23. Favorite ornament, theme,... a really nice collection of old-fashioned Santa ornaments that I ... you want for Christmas this year? Peace on earth, good will ...

The Sizzling Señorita

...long been linked to Argentine model Luli Fernandez, which all started...his home country earlier this year, despite the fact that he...two have an eighteen-month-old son called Luca. 9) Cristiano...took the pictures. Very sweet! 18) Raul Albiol Raul Albiol and...a lovechild with German blonde model Julia Godicke, ex-girlfriend of...Van der Vaart This year the blonde model/presenter was diagnosed...