RIP

Dear Michael, Thanks for making my life 10000000x better. No really.  It wasn't just a phase. Say hello to the Crichtonsaurus for me. *chuckle* I may have to check-out State of Fear.

100 Things I Learned From "Atonement"

... is likely caused by: a) hot weather, b) embarrassment, and/or c) recent sexual exertion.   32) No matter how sexy you look in a tux, or soldier uniform or gardening clothes, you will be 10000000x sexier speaking French.   31) If given the choice to stay in prison or join the army, stay in prison. For the love of god stay in prison. 30) Never trust a man who knows how to make a "...

... arm's length will get rly annoyed. cos i'll peek over their shoulders and read the page aloud. if that doesnt work, i'll randomly run my fingers on the page and ask, "which line are u at?" (10000000x). i'll continue on doing it until the person finally succumbs to pressure and gives up/slaps me. i did that to steller just now but she didnt get physical with me cos we're on the mrt y'all. moses ...