hello world, i need a drink x 1000000000000000000000000000000. this world is fucking fucked up. fucking hell dont know what to do

Winner of the middle distance competition

... conversation, but deathly dulled boredom in this dude's eyes stops me in my tracks, it doesn't make things easy for me. Use of the words "Experimental" and "Random" mean MINUS 1000000000000000000000000000000 Points. Next time, please if I haven't flattened myself with a fucking rock, send somebody with at least a hint of enthusiasm and warmth to blabber with, not some dictionary-yamming quack-...