I cannot get out of this disgustingly relaxing mood

What I should be doing:
1. 10 page business computing paper due Wednesday
2. 5 page essay peer analysis review paper due Monday
3. Studying for Psych 101 final on Wednesday
4. Studying for Hotel Ops 105 final on Thursday
5. Cleaning the shit out of my room*
6. Getting my act together

*By this I mean folding the giant lump of clothing that moves from my chair to my bed when I need to sit, and from my bed to my chair when I need to sleep.

What I have been doing:
1. Mindlessly blog hopping
2. Listening to random music (Avett brothers & the Beatles)
3. DC++ ing my life away (3 movies in 15 minutes, what!)
4. Procrastinating to the full extent of my capabilities
5. Constantly looking around my room to sigh at the mess
6. Not doing anything about said mess
7. Making plans to go to NYC this weekend

Funny things from the FB group "You Know You Go To Cornell If..."
- You walk over one or more bridges to get to class
- You’ve dining hall hopped to follow the visiting restaurants
- You invest in outerwear: rainy-warm, rainy-cold, snowy-warm, snowy-cold, windy, "ithacating", slushy...
- You get annoyed when people that don’t go to Cornell say “oh don’t kill yourself”
- You go to the library just to people watch
- And study in a cocktail lounge
- Or fish bowl
- You get excited when you meet people with the net id above or below you
- You shop online just to send packages to yourself
- And check your mail everyday, and just end up getting pissed about the millions of fliers in your mailbox
- Shabbat dinner is advertised
- You actually understand the significance of a standard deviation
- A trip to Wegmans is the highlight of your week
- You are happy when it gets cold because that means it has stopped raining
- You know an Engi-nerd, a Hotelie, an Agie, but no architecture students
- You were almost hit by a biker
- You wished you lived the Court resort
- Your bursar bill is higher than your credit card bill
- You spend two hours in RPU for dinner.
- You don't get Mr. Gnu at all, but its still kinda funny.
- You understand that west campus should be called DOWN
- You go to concerts in aviator storage facilities
- The people that live in 312 College Ave are ballers
- You didn’t understand Dragon Day, but were amazed to see architects out of hiding
- You skipped out on your orientation book program
- You know who we are talking about when we say “That guy at Okenshields…”

I'm just waiting for the day my parents get a letter saying that I've been kicked out of school for being the laziest Cornell student to ever exist. I really really really REALLY need to clean my room. LIke REALLY. But there's no more space to put anything because I'm out of hangers and my drawers won't close anymore :(

But I own at Excel, bitch! PIVOT TABLE THIS.

(/end entry typed in a bid to procrastinate)